“Gemini Man has me thinking about a quote a wise man once said: “Who are you? I am you. I am me. No sir, you are you.”

If it was something that I really committed myself to, I don’t think there’s anything that could stop me becoming President of the United States.

You can create whatever you want. You just have to know what you want and take the opportunities as they come your way. We are who we choose to be.

Find you someone that looks at you like I look at the animated pigeon version of myself

Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.

Black Lives Matter. It is really that simple. Keep pushing. Keep listening.

You’ll never achieve 100 percent if 99 percent is okay.

There’s no reason to have a plan B because it distracts from plan A.

We ride together. We die together.

The first step is you have to say that you can.

If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lost

Human beings are not creatures of logic; we are creatures of emotion. And we do not care what’s true. We care how it feels.

Sometimes it takes a comic to really capture how simple this should be.

Do not elect people who do not have God and Love in their hearts.

I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday.

My whole life just flashed in front of my eyes And the best part is – it all rhymes

Our minds are so quick to make assumptions and judgements.

I’m not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.

When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person.

Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Why is the rum always gone.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.