“Hunger knows no friend but its feeder.”

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us–not to mention our crockery and our woolens!

When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

You cannot make a crab walk straight.

To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.

When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.

Ah! the Generals! they are numerous, but not good for much!

A fox is subtlety itself.

There is no honest man! not one, that can resist the attraction of gold!

A man’s homeland is wherever he prospers.

Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?

It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.

You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along.

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can’t live with them, or without them!

The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.

There is no beast, no rush of fire, like woman so untamed. She calmly goes her way where even panthers would be shamed.

By words the mind is winged.

Success, fame, and fortune, they’re all illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share.

People influence people. Nothing influences people more than a recommendation from a trusted friend.

Making new friends is tough. You don’t really know who to trust when you’re away from people that you love a lot.

Sometimes you will never know the value of something,until it becomes a memory.

I want someone honest, someone who’s very sweet to my family and friends, and polite to the other people around me.

There is no friend as loyal as a book.

I like to be with someone who has character and style and someone who is very understanding.

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.