“I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.”

I just think it is important that you realize, that you’re the best in the world. Whether you are a Democrat or Republican or whether you’re libertarian or whatever, you are the best. And we should not ever forget that. And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.

What Trump is onto is, he’s just saying what’s on his mind. And sometimes it’s not so good. And sometimes it’s. I mean, I can understand where he’s coming from, but I don’t always agree with it.

My old drama coach used to say, ‘Don’t just do something, stand there.’ Gary Cooper wasn’t afraid to do nothing.

Kids piercing themselves, piercing their tongues, what kind of masochism is that? Is it to show you can just take it?

I was always annoyed by too much explaining.

Everybody is looking for a reason to not to take responsibility for their own actions in hand.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

You see, in this world, there’s two kinds of people, my friend – those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

That’s the secret to a movie career – just keeping an open mind.

A lot of people are bored of all the political correctness.

There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

I haven’t killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot.

Aging can be fun if you lay back and enjoy it.

You spend your life training to be an actor, observing people’s characteristics so that you can design characters around what you’ve seen.

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there’s nothing really to talk about.

You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.

We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

Sing because this is a food our starving world needs. Laugh because that is the purest sound.

Here’s to the man Who owns the land That bears the grapes That makes the wine That tastes as good As this does.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

If I don’t have cereal on the bus, I’m going to be really upset.

You can’t have it both ways. You can’t tell me that you’re taxed enough already, and that you want constitutional government and then in the next breath say, ‘Bring me home some bacon.’ The pig has been picked clean.