You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESPrayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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The love of wine is a good man’s failing.
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There is no honest man! not one, that can resist the attraction of gold!
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It is bad taste for a poet to be coarse and hairy.
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Weak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.
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How can I study from below, that which is above?
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You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along.
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Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?
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One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.
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No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.
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Poverty, the most fearful monster that ever drew breath.
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Times change. The vices of your age are stylish today.
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
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The truth is forced upon us, very quickly, by a foe.
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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