A demagogue must be neither an educated nor an honest man; he has to be an ignoramus and a rogue.
ARISTOPHANESIt is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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Weak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.
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Look at the orators in our republics; as long as they are poor, both state and people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public funds, they conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people and attack the democracy.
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One bush, they say, can never hide two thieves.
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To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.
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I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.
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Tis not for us to warn a wilful sinner; We stay him not, but let him run his course, Till by misfortunes rous’d, his conscience wakes, And prompts him to appease th’ offended gods.
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You cannot make a crab walk straight.
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There’s no art where there’s no fee.
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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
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An insult directed at the wicked is not to be censured; on the contrary, the honest man, if he has sense, can only applaud.
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Does it seem that everything is extravagance in the world, or rather madness, when you watch the way things go? A crowd of rogues enjoy blessings they have won by sheer injustice, while more honest folks are miserable and die of hunger.
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Hunger knows no friend but its feeder.
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Even if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.
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