Science is magic that works.
KURT VONNEGUTCan you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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