If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember.
ARISTOPHANESEven if you persuade me, you won’t persuade me.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.
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You possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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Surely you do not believe in the gods. What’s your argument? Where’s your proof?
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Do not take a blind guide.
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Ye Children of Man! whose life is a span, Protracted with sorrow from day to day, Naked and featherless, feeble and querulous, Sickly, calamitous creatures of clay!
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It should not prejudice my voice that I’m not born a man, if I say something advantageous to the present situation. For I’m taxed too, and as a toll provide men for the nation.
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You vote yourselves salaries out of the public funds and care only for your own personal interests; hence the state limps along.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.
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This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive our fees to pilfer, on who for his native land Never to this day had oar, or lance, or blister in his hand.
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A man should be able to stand up under any disaster for his country’s good.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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By words the mind is winged.
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