“If you act like a rock star you will be treated like one.”

In the end we’re all Jerry Springer guests, really, we just haven’t been on the show,

I remember growing up, saying you’re an artist it sounds pretentious but now it’s one of the only dignified things that you can call yourself.

The mind is the greatest bomb.

Everybody has a light and a dark side, and neither can exist without the other.

Anyone I may have used should feel happy that they even had a use. It’s better than being useless.

Deep down, most adults hate people who go against the grain.

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won’t be afraid of it anymore.

I’ve always believed that a person is smart. It’s people that are stupid.

I traveled into the future to get back in time.

I’ve seen my own death in dreams like this and it’s helped me appreciate life more. I’ve also seen my own life in dreams and it’s helped me appreciate death more.

The biggest sin in Satanism is not murder, nor is it kindness. It is stupidity.

But what’s real? You can’t find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know that everything’s a lie, you can’t hurt yourself.

My weaknesses had become my strengths, my ugliness had become beauty, my apathy to the world had become a desire to save it.

I never really hated one true god But the god of all the people I hated.

I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers.

This is the culture your raising your kids in, don’t be suprised when it blows up in your face.

Success is brought by continued labor and continued watchfulness. We must struggle on, not for one moment hesitate, nor take one backward step.

Is it not first through the voice that one becomes animal?

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.

To know that one has a secret is to know half the secret itself.

One man’s pet-stained carpet is another man’s Twister game.

Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.

The past was but the cemetery of our illusions: one simply stubbed one’s toes on the gravestones.

There’s things people say in the barbershop they won’t even say in their own living room, because it’s just one of those zones where nobody’s going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion.