I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
J. D. SALINGERI’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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