“If you want something done and done well, do it yourself.”

If the cap fits, wear it.

Anytime means no time.

There is a time to fish and a time to dry nets.

If the goat would not jump around, she wouldn’t break her leg.

Admitting error clears the score and proves you wiser than before.

Don’t buy a cow to get a glass of milk.

Any port in a storm.

There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don’t know what’s happening.

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

If the shoe fits, put it on.

A fellow can do anything if he lists.

Don’t ask a man for a favour before he has had his lunch.

Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.

Dogs delight to bark and bite for God has made them so.

Don’t cast your pearls before swine.

There are two sides to every story — and then there’s the truth.