“There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don’t know what’s happening.”

Dignity is one thing that can’t be preserved in alcohol.

If you don’t know what to do, don’t do anything.

Accident is the mother of invention.

Dime is money, as the Dutchman says.

An old dog does not bark for nothing.

The sleeping fox catches no chickens.

If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long.

The show must go on.

Different strokes for different folks.

Abundance, like want, ruins many.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Destiny leads the willing but drags the unwilling.

A drowning man grabs at a straw.

The saddest dog sometimes wags its tail.

If you have wit and learning, add to it wisdom and modesty.

Dig the well before you are thirsty.