How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
J. D. SALINGERI could happily lie down and die sometimes.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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