I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERPeople are always ruining things for you.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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