I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
J. D. SALINGERPeople are always ruining things for you.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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People never notice anything.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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