Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
J. D. SALINGERThe true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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