Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
J. D. SALINGERI have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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