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J. D. Salinger

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Art Happiness Worst
Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Mad Mom One Liner Sanity
There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Beautiful Stupidity World
I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Beginning Myself
I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Lie Life Music Myself Travel
I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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Death Happiness Lie Myself
I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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Myself Word Writing
Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Mindset True
Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Carry Emotional Heaven Imaginational Stupidity
People are always ruining things for you.
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People Ruin Yourself
I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Myself Word
I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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Feeling Myself Run
People never notice anything.
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One Liner People
You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Teaching Yourself
I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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Education Quite Reading
It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Bad Feeling Sun

Sleep tight, ya morons!

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