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J. D. Salinger

We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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Talk
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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People Rich
Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Emotion Poet
I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Myself Quite Sarcastic
I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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God Myself Respect Sick
I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Beginning Myself
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Funny Understand
Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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Emotional God Love
I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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Lie Life Music Myself Travel
The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Choice Difference Happiness Himself Joy
People never notice anything.
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One Liner People
Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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One Liner Philosophy
I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Drink Hope Myself Talk
People are always ruining things for you.
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People Ruin Yourself
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Time World Yourself
Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Hate Myself Phone Time Word

Sleep tight, ya morons!

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