Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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