I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
J. D. SALINGERThe worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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