There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
J. D. SALINGERThe worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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