I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
KURT VONNEGUTThere is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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All this happened, more or less.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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