I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGERShe was not one for emptying her face of expression.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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