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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

Kurt Vonnegut

Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Kind Myself Place See
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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Funny Hate Kindness Oneself War
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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Existence Library Myself Ourselves
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Believe Fantasy Hands Myself Science
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason

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