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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.

Kurt Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Charm Myself
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Enough Yourself
Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Alone Care Feeling Myself Need People Thinking
If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Goodness Kindness Yourself
How nice – to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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Alive Deep Feeling
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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Angel Evil Goodness Hope Reason
Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Animal Moments Philosophy Yourself
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Cleaning Laughter Myself Tears

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