I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUT
Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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All this happened, more or less.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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