One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
KURT VONNEGUTLive by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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All this happened, more or less.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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