Science is magic that works.
KURT VONNEGUTLive by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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All this happened, more or less.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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