Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
KURT VONNEGUTRound and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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