Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WESTDon’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
More Mae West Quotes
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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Look your best – who said love is blind?
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A man’s kiss is his signature.
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Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
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Flattery will get you everywhere.
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It takes two to get one in trouble.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
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Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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