Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WESTAll discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
More Mae West Quotes
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
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Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
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Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
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The score never interested me, only the game.
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The best way to behave is to misbehave.
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A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
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I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
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