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Whereas before I was a young, blonde girl who would do what she was told. I know who I am as a person and I’m getting damn strong.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I’m pretty normal, you know?
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I’m into the food in Vegas. I’m willing to go to nice restaurants for sushi and stuff like that.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I definitely like to go out and dance. I’m a big vibe person when it comes to music so a song really has to make me feel a certain way in order for me to fall in love with it.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I have to feel connected before I record and the song has to spark something inside me. Very few songs do that. I guess it’s a good process because I love all of my music.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I still have a lot to learn about the business, music, and about myself, it’s exciting.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I’m very boring. I’m a mom. I’m 34 years old.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I would really, really, really like to be a legend like Madonna. Madonna knows what to do next, and when she’s performing, the audience is just in awe of her.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I dress the way I want. I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears If you love yourself, it will all work out.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I guess it’s an okay thing to express yourself.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears I have always been heavily involved in every album I have ever made. I’m very stubborn when it comes to recording and will only record songs I love, which is why it takes me a long time to make an album.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears Performing is my therapy, to become different people onstage.
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