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It’s not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.

Mae West

I like my clothes tight enough to show I’m a woman, but loose enough to show I’m a lady.
MAE WEST

Clothes Enough Fashion Lady Show Tight Woman
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WEST

Consideration Missing Sex
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST

Humour Life Travel Try
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST

Imitation Lady Model Reality Women
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
MAE WEST

Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
Some of the wildest men make the best pets.
MAE WEST

Men Pet Wild
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST

Deep Flattery One Liner
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST

Business Money Performance Promise Worth
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember

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