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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Give us strength, oh Lord, to let our children starve.
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Children Lord Strave Strength
If I had my way, I’d remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.
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Calender Extra Humour Remove
Having power is not nearly as important as what you choose to do with it.
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Choose Important Inspirational Power
If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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Book Business Entrepreneur Inspirational Life Success
Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Diary English Father Perfection Writing
We all have our moments of brilliance and glory.
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Brillance Glory Moments One Liner
Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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Birthday Children Complicated Creature Grow Up Secret
Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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Away Motivational Unbelievable Want Work Hard
Me is the only one what won’t be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants.
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Eat Giant
When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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Important Modesty Oneself Strive Truth Writing
The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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Desk Force Himself Scold Writing
Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.
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Business Change Inspirational Power World
Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Alcohol Candy Humour One Liner Quick
Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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Eyes Glitter Magic Watch World
It is preferable to incur a mild punishment than to perform an onerous task.
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Performance Prefer Punishment Task
Life is more fun if you play games.
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Fun Game Life One Liner Play

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