If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWAnimals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and by no means a necessity of life.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
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I do not know what I think until I write it.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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