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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

Diogenes

The mob is the mother of tyrants.
DIOGENES

Mob Mother Tyrant
The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech.
DIOGENES

Beautiful Freedom Speech World
We have two ears and one tongue so that we could listen more and talk less.
DIOGENES

Ear Listen Talk Tongue
Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
DIOGENES

Dog Few Good Great Philosophy Reward
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
DIOGENES

Different Head Mad Myself Perspective Yourself
Behold! I’ve brought you a man.
DIOGENES

Brought Man Yourself
I have nothing to ask but that you would remove to the other side, that you may not, by intercepting the sunshine, take from me what you cannot give.
DIOGENES

Deep Give Myself Nothing Remove Sun Sunshine Yourself
Alexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained,I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.
DIOGENES

Bones Father Human Philosophy Slave
One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.
DIOGENES

Mind Original Quote Thought Worth
You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.
DIOGENES

Blame Philosophy Teacher Yourself
As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task.
DIOGENES

Enemy Friend Good Man Preserve Task
It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
DIOGENES

Deep Discover Man Philosophy Wise
I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?
DIOGENES

Dog Himself Man Myself One Liner Perspective Piss Surprise
When some one reminded him that the people of Sinope had sentenced him to exile, he said, “And I sentenced them to stay at home.
DIOGENES

Exile Himself Home People Perspective Stay
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
DIOGENES

Banish Belly Easy Hunger Masturbate Rub
He has the most who is most content with the least.
DIOGENES

Content Deep Himself Least One Liner Philosophy

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.

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