“Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.”

Blushing is the color of virtue.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about-I am looking for a human.

To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others.

The only way to gall and fret effectively is for yourself to be a good and honest man.

Alexander the Great found the philosopher looking attentively at a pile of human bones. Diogenes explained,I am searching for the bones of your father but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. why was he so surprised?

The mob is the mother of tyrants.

People who talk well but do nothing are like musical instruments; the sound is all they have to offer.

You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself.

We come into the world alone and we die alone.

Behold! I’ve brought you a man.

No man is hurt but by himself.

Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.

I am a citizen of the world.