The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWI’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
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It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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