“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Every woman is a rebel.

Who, being loved, is poor?

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.

Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.

Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.

I’m not a handsome guy, but I can give my hand to someone who needs help. Beauty is in the heart, not in the face.

I’m standing up, I’mma face my demons, I’m manning up, I’mma hold my ground.

The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up.

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows.

If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

I like the challenge of trying different things and wondering whether it’s going to work or whether I’m going to fall flat on my face.

I want to sleep for eternity with a broad smile on my face. I want those who remain behind to say this man has done his duty.