“Is there anything more important than a child?”

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

Sex appeal is something that you feel deep down inside. It’s suggested rather than shown.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.

Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don’t smoke or drink.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm. I really hope no one misinterprets this quote as being about masturbation.

Walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

Good things aren’t supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.

Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me.

We all want to be loved, don’t we? Everyone looks for a way of finding love. It’s a constant search for affection in every walk of life.

To be happy – that’s all that matters.

Who thinks you’re as fantastic as your dog does?

Anyone who does not believe in miracles is not a realist.

My greatest victory has been to be able to live with myself, to accept my shortcomings. I’m a long way from the human being I’d liked to be, but I’ve decided I’m not so bad after all.

Life is a party. Dress for it.

If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.

There is a science of war, but how strange that there isn’t a science of peace. There are colleges of war; why can’t we study peace?

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

Public schools in the late ’80s and early ’90s were a total mess… we felt that if I was going to have a good educational option in my life, I would have to go to a public school district that actually served its children.

I hope you are reading to your children, out loud. That’s much better than watching television, much better. They won’t get very much out of television except some bad thoughts.

Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.

We can forgive you for killing our children, but we can never forgive you for making us kill your children.

You can huff and puff. But blow me down? I doubt it kid, or you get your ass whupped.

I challenge every one of you who can hear me to rise to the divinity within you. Do we really realize what it means to be a child of God, to have within us something of the divine nature?

The most extraordinary thing in the world is an ordinary man and an ordinary woman and their ordinary children.