“No discussion between two persons can be of any use, until each knows clearly what it is that the other asserts.”

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Alice: This is impossible. The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

My view of life is, that it’s next to impossible to convince anybody of anything.

In some ways, you know, people that don’t exist, are much nicer than people that do.

Of all things, I do like a Conspiracy! It’s so interesting!

How long is forever? Sometimes, just one second.

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You can’t be that good; you work for me.

Photography is my one recreation and I think it should be done well.

Sentence first, verdict afterwards.

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.