“If at first you don’t succeed, try management.”

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.

We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

What I meant by ‘we would know the mind of God’ is, we would know everything that God would know, if there were a God. Which there isn’t. I’m an atheist.

Time and space are finite in extent, but they don’t have any boundary or edge. They would be like the surface of the earth, but with two more dimensions.

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.

Its a crazy world out there. Be curious.

Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free.

Why do we remember the past, but not the future?

I’ve noticed that even people who believe in fate look both ways before crossing the street.

The universe doesn’t allow perfection.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

It’s always good to do something that is not a repeat. I just don’t believe in repeating.

No one who is in business for profit can foist his or her beliefs on a workforce that includes many people who do not share those beliefs.

You do your job, you keep your job. Do it well, you get a better job.

Your story is where you take it to, not where you start.

There is the mud, and there is the lotus that grows out of the mud. We need the mud in order to make the lotus.

Have faith in yourself. Think yes not no. Live life to the full. Never give up.

All organizations start with why, but only the great ones keep their why clear year after year.

The more knowledge you have, the more you’re free to rely on your instincts.