If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERYou’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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God save me from myself.
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I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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