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I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.

David Walliams

We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
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Funny Things Thinking Trying
I am a huge fan of ‘Doctor Who.’
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Doctors Fans Huge
The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? I’d say a food mixer. I’ve never used it, I don’t really know what they’re for.
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Cook Kitchen Morning Use
I don’t get recognized much, and am very happy with that. The fans I have met have all been delightful.
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Delightful Fans Happy Mets Very
I think most people that do comedy write for themselves. I don’t think there is any other way you can do it, really. Otherwise it would be quite cynical.
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People Thinking Writing
All human life can be found in an airport.
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Airports Found Human Life
There’s something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.
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Comedian Mean Scared
Social satire has been around since people have been around.
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People Satire Social
My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London’s Lexington Street. It’s a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.
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Fun Healthy Years
I just want to be happy, have kids, enjoy my life, help others and create some good work.
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Helping Kids Others Want
There’s a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.
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Bars Magic Numbers
It’s strange how sometimes you can be so happy it goes all the way round to sadness.
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Sadness Strange Way
I’ve just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
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Length Thames Tired
Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I’ve never had that feeling I get with women with a man.
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Feelings Love Men
We’ve got 12-year-old boys dressing up as transvestites.
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Boys Dressing Transvestites Years
I know somebody from university who’s called Phil Collins, and I think there’s something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name with somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
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Names Thinking Unfortunate

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