I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
BILLY WILDERIf you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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God save me from myself.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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