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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

Boris Johnson

Churchill knew instinctively what was wrong with communism – that it repressed liberty; that it replaced individual discretion with state control; that it entailed the curtailment of democracy, and therefore that it was tyrannous.
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Communism Democracy Replacement Tyranny Wrong
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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Country Olympics People Scales
We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.
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Celebration Country Immigrant Ourselves
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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Drug Lines Remember
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
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Finding Help People Volunteer Work
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Birthday Cake Dessert
This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope.
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Crisis Hope Moments Time
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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Chance Myself Opportunity
I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Believe Female Males
I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
BORIS JOHNSON

Country Place Want Work
Churchill decides from very early on that he will create a political position that is somehow above left and right, embodying the best points of both sides and thereby incarnating the will of the nation.
BORIS JOHNSON

Men Political Thinking
David Lloyd George had been to Germany, and been so dazzled by the Führer that he compared him to George Washington. Hitler was a ‘born leader’, declared the befuddled former British Prime Minister.
BORIS JOHNSON

Country Hero War
London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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Creator Job Originate People
I’m no communist.I’m a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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Cutting People Want
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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Cynical Interest Self
In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can’t turn the clock back to 1904, what’s the point of being a Conservative?
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Conservatism Journey Time Transportation

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

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