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To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

Bill Burr

Well probably the coolest show of that whole tour was in Germany. I had a chunk of material on [Adolf] Hitler, and I was worried about how they’d react, but they loved it.
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Coolest Country Shows Worried
Any other town you go to there’s this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder.
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Angel Funny Vegas
You’re a kid, your whole life is awesome. It’s awesome, right? You had no money, no ID, no cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house. You just ran outside into the woods. You weren’t scared of nothing. I challenge you to do that as an adult.
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Funny Motivational Running
It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there.
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Golf Thinking Yelling
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
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Crowds Happened Tuesday
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.
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Love Obviously Radio
If this goes into sweatshop labor, I’m quitting this podcast.
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Labor Quitting Sweatshops
I enjoy collaborating with other people.
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Collaborating Enjoy People
Really? Is it long enough to go around both our necks and the chimney so we can tandem jump off of this? That’s all I really care about you and your little garden hose.
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About Around Garden Necks Tandem
Pitbulls are like a gun you can pet.
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Gun Pet Pitbull
It’s just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is hilarious, so no.
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People Stupid Talking
For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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Comedian Goes Thinking
Like when I finally got away from the east coast for a while, and I came back there was just this underlying anger that I never noticed before, because I was born there and just dropped right into it.
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Away Dropped Noticed Right
There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head.
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Giving Head Reason
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
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Appreciate Dog Dream
I am so pro-swine flu it’s – it’s like ridiculous.
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Flu Ridiculous Swine

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