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Billy Eichner

I’ve had a lot of arguments with people, but it’s never really gotten physical.
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Argument People Physically Really
I have a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable. Also, I have eczema.
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Caring Eczema Much Too
If someone walks away from me, I just let them walk, and I move on to the next person.
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Moving Next Walks
I think New Yorkers – they’re media savvy. People have a sense of humor.
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Media People Thinking
I couldn’t just get up every day and be miserable and complain.
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Complaining Get Just Miserable
We’re really fleshing out the whole world of the show [Difficult People]. It’s more of an ensemble now, whereas last season we were very focused on establishing the Billy/Julie friendship.
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Ensemble Focus Friendship People Season World
I’m not much of a dancer.
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Activity Dancer Happen Much
There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.
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Men People Years
Difficult People? I don’t really know. I don’t have those metrics.
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Difficult Metrics People
Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn’t want to, the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna.
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Party Want
There’s money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line.
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Involved Line Reputation
Even when I was struggling and had horrible day jobs and wanted to be successful but wasn’t finding my way in.
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Jobs Struggle Successful
It was one of Hulu’s first original shows to really go out there. Now a year has passed, and the second season is getting a great response.
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Original People Show Thinking Years
Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I’m not the most outgoing person.
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Actors Outgoing Sound
I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it’s the most important thing in the world, and as if it’s something that everyone should weigh on because it’s important to me.
BILLY EICHNER

Cleaner Country Important Shot Something
Award shows are fun, but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
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