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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.

Ellen DeGeneres

Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
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Decision Lines People
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
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Car Room Rooms Tiny
I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
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Cute Funny Hilarious
I would love for the world to be happier.
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Happier Love World
My hair is always at its best in New York. I don’t know what’s in the water. It could be mousse.
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Country Hair People Water
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
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Inspirational Lessons Yesterday
I like sitting at outdoor restaurants; it would be nice to go someplace on the street and not worry about somebody taking my picture while I’m about to take a bite of something.
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Nice Pictures Somebody Worry
Do we have to know who’s gay and who’s straight? Can’t we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?
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Gay Hilarious Judging
I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
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Compassion Inspiring Strong Women
I don’t think I remember my first memory.
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Firsts Memories Thinking
I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
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Coffee Design Tables
I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
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College Funny Humor
We can sit and worry about what’s going to happen to us two weeks from now. I’d rather focus on the amazing things happening right in front of us.
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Country Focus People Two Worry
I admire people who know they can’t sing. There are so many people out there who can’t sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.
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Admire People Thinking
One rough patch is not the big picture.
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Patch Picture Rough
There’s nothing I know for sure, because I know for sure that things change.
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Knows Things Change

I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.

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I’m on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I’m gonna rip it off.

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