If this book has a lesson, it is that we are awfully lucky to be here-and by ‘we’ I mean every living thing. To attain any kind of life in this universe of ours appears to be quite an achievement.
BILL BRYSONEverything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.
More Bill Bryson Quotes
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The upshot of all this is that we live in a universe whose age we can’t quite compute, surrounded by stars whose distances we don’t altogether know, filled with matter we can’t identify, operating in conformance with physical laws whose properties we don’t truly understand.
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It is a curious feature of our existance that we come from a planet that is very good at promoting life but even better at extinguishing it.
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Human beings would split the atom and invent television, nylon, and instant coffee before they could figure out the age of their own planet.
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Traveling is more fun – hell, life is more fun – if you can treat it as a series of impulses.
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Enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point.
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18th century scientists, the French in particular, seldom did things simply if an absurdly demanding alternative was available.
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More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
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Because time moves more slowly in Kid World … it goes on for decades … It is adult life that is over in a twinkling.
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Language is more fashion than science, and matters of usage, spelling and pronunciation tend to wander around like hemlines.
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Ordnance Survey maps, tea and crumpets, summer showers and foggy winter evenings – every bit of it.
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Cheapness is a great virtue.
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… it occurred to me that never again would he be seven years, one month and six days old, so we had better catch these moments while we can.
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Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls.
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Finally, this being America, there is the constant possibility of murder.
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To understand what anyone is saying to us we must separate these noises into words and the words into sentences so that we might in our turn issue a stream of mixed sounds in response.
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