All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
BO BURNHAMI think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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The strength of comedy is I don’t have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I’m interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they’re scary, and they’re important to think about.
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I feel more like I’m doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.
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I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.
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For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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I never felt like I was stealing anyone’s fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.
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