I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
BO BURNHAMI think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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Love is all about… whistles.
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The classic comedian says there’s nothing that’s taboo; if you laugh at one thing you’ve got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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It’s not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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