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America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.

Glenn Beck

What’s the difference between a communist or socialist and a progressive? Revolution or evolution? One requires a gun and the other eats away slowly.
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Differences Gun Revolution
I believe that Thomas Jefferson said: ‘If it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?’
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Believe Differences Pocket
There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.
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Children Country Korea People
You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one – I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
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Demons Inner Moral Speak
Every night I get down on my knees and pray that Dennis Kucinich will burst into flames.
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Flames Knees Night
We have a president who apparently loves instability and revolution, and that is the antithesis of those two words, Social Security.
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President Revolution Two
By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my family – I mean, it was bad. Bottomed out, didn’t know what I was going to do. I actually thought I was going to be a chef – go to work in a kitchen someplace.
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Kitchen Mean Suicidal
What is the point of competing for a trophy if everyone gets a trophy?
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Competing Everyone Trophies
It is really – one of the things in it that I heard yesterday in his testimony that I thought was disturbing was this – what did he call it? – a massive persuasion campaign. That sounded a little bit like Goebbels or Gore-bels.
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Campaigns Littles Yesterday
The hottest year in global [sic] history was 1934.
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History Hottest Years
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
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Believe Conservatives Should Way
Fall to your knees and thank God for Fox News. Pray for Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch. Pray for them. Pray for strength and spine, and pray that everybody involved has chicken salad for lunch so it doesn’t clog anybody’s arteries. Keep them going.
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Fall Lunch Strength
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.
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Children Retirement Teacher
We’re living in such a fantasy world where nothing makes sense anymore.
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Fantasy Make Sense World
When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don’t want to step on any mines.
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Mines Steps Tiptoes Want
I beg you, look for the words ‘social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words.
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Communication Justice Running

America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.

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America’s religion, this is it, gang. This is all you need to know: There is a God. He is going to judge us. We should be good to each other, because daddy is going to be pissed in the end if we’re not. That’s it. That’s called a big principle.

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