“Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody.”

Beware of those who seek constant crowds; they are nothing alone.

You have to die a few times before you can really live.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn’t a nightmare.

Time is meant to be wasted, love fails and death is useless.

There is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy.

People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.

Life’s as kind as you let it be.

There is a loneliness in this world so great that you can see it in the slow movement of the hands of a clock.

Slavery was never abolished, it was only extended to include all the colors.

Are you becoming what you’ve always hated?

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

What a weary time those years were – to have the desire and the need to live but not the ability.

You can steal my women but don’t play with my whiskey.

Do you hate people? I don’t hate them, I just feel better when they’re not around.

Some moments are nice, some are nicer, some are even worth writing about.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.