“Are you becoming what you’ve always hated?”

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed.

Knowledge without follow – through is worse than no knowledge.

Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum.

There are times when those eyes inside your brain stare back at you.

Beware of those who seek constant crowds; they are nothing alone.

You have to die a few times before you can really live.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn’t a nightmare.

Time is meant to be wasted, love fails and death is useless.

There is always one woman to save you from another and as that woman saves you she makes ready to destroy.

People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.

Life’s as kind as you let it be.

There is a loneliness in this world so great that you can see it in the slow movement of the hands of a clock.

Slavery was never abolished, it was only extended to include all the colors.

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

No, I’m not one to go in pursuit of happiness. It is common knowledge, is it not? That what is chased after will run.

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments.

Better to have, and not need, than to need, and not have.

Their words were only accidents in the mutual silence.

Kill me, or you are a murderer.

As we all know, too much of any divine thing is destruction

If we were all just alike, one of us wouldn’t be necessary.

I’m doing badly, I’m doing well, whichever you prefer.