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And I don’t like to work. I only like working when I’m working.

Bill Murray

Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little… poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back to someone who’s giving you a hard time. Some make you feel like lifting kettle bells.
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Giving Hard Times Want
I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year – they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards.
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Award Country Years
Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
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People Traps World
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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Half People Years
I’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.
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Lucky Needs Want
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.
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Comedian Jobs Work
Just the very thought of someone my age going to visit old girlfriends had instant appeal.Even women think, ‘That would be interesting.’ Not comfortable, but interesting. It is not a comfortable film at any point.
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Girlfriend Interesting Thinking
It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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Anything Artist Hard
Nowadays, the scripts are just so much better, that you don’t have to feel that way. You feel like the script’s coming to you, you can just relax. You don’t have to drive the boat.
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Coming Nowadays Relax Scripts
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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Honesty Music Truth
The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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Better Keep Needs Things
When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don’t like to have a situation placed over my head.
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Chance Jobs Phones
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
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Alcohol Liquid Photoshop
You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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Boring Eye Phones
I don’t believe that you can give the same performance every take. It’s physically impossible, so why bother? If you don’t do what is happening at that moment, then it’s not real. Then you’re holding something back.
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Believe Giving Real
I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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Day Groundhog Groundhogs

And I don’t like to work. I only like working when I’m working.

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