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I didn’t have any qualifications when I left school – I had three O-levels.

Simon Cowell

I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Country Hilarious Language People
I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
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Decisions People Shows
I’ve had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year – who cares?
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Botox Cares Who Years
You don’t hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.
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Hate Mosquitoes Want
I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
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Country Home People Safe
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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Animals Stars
It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
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Buns Criticism Hamburgers
If I tape an 11-hour day, guess which parts end up on air. Not the bits when I’m pleasant, but the parts when I’m obnoxious.
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Air Country Hours People Tape
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.
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Fancy Hate Spaghetti
Of course I have an ego, but you have to have an ego. You have to be incredibly competitive. I can get competitive at times, way too much, and it becomes a little bit obsessive.
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Ego Littles Much Times Too
It’s not our intention to be mean. That’s just within us.
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Country Intention Mean People
Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose.
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Attitude Choices Decision
I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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Hated Lecturing People
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Country Dresses Female People
Praise a stranger with a few nice words and he becomes a stranger that calls you a friend.
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Flattery Nice Stranger
Britain’s got talent, enormous talent, that’s very obvious.
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Britain Enormous Talent

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